I’m allergic to flowers!
It’s taken me a while to suss this out and I do admit to feeling a bit of a twit.
But I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not dying of AIDS, I don’t have man-flu, I don’t have a massive snot swilling head cold………I’m just allergic to flowers.
When Mandy was ill all her thousands of mates sent her bunches of flowers. She even got a bunch from her Farmville pal in South Carolina. We had more freaking flowers than Interflora….and ever since my heads been swimming in a sea of snot.
No cold could last this long. Man-flu, although extremely debilitating and something I wouldn’t wish on the weaker sex (uh-oh) never lasts this long. Even if I had AIDS I’d have lost a load of weight by now so it can’t be that.
No….it’s pollen. I’m convinced. I always thought I was allergic to Lilys but now maybe it’s got worse and I’m allergic to any flower. Shame…I quite like them and all.
Anyway, as a controlled test, flowers are now banned indoors at the Canasta for the next 25 years.
Thanks for helping in this scientific experiment. If you feel the need to send Her Ladyship any more flowers please be assured they will end up in the skip.
I’ve run out of tissues for Christ’s sake.
Oh and before somebody points it out…I know…I do own www.bunch.co.uk so perhaps I’m an even bigger twit.